you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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