I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
