she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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