drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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