I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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