only you would photoshop your dick
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.