If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories