i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.