it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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go home
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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