Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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