when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.