Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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