Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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