Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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