you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize