i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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