Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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