I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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