WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
and she was petting her beer can
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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