I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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