Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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