How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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