So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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