Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.