Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?