Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.