I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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