I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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