so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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