Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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