Sry I called you an 8
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Life is so much better after having sex.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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