All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
