She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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