i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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