my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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