i may or may not be watching the land before time
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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