I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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