You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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