Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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