I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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