let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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