i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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