I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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