I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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