My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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