We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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