I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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