I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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