Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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