The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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