I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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