I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.