I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me