Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Houston, we have a squirter
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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