ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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