the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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