I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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