Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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