he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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