its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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