So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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