im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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