Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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