I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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