Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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